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Jet Journals

I always wondered why the freaks all happened to converge at a single base. And, now I know why. Because some @#%# #$#% %!^* of a @#$ with no @#%@ %$009# decided it would be a good idea to spare their #$%^!% @#$% !#5 from illumination due to their obvious and debilitating flaws. ... Fool that he was.

THIS is why we don't question the norm!! Because when people try to change things or make them 'better' or 'help' people, someone, somewhere, will be made to suffer horribly. Suffer in a way previously thought impossible or at least very, very unlikely judging by the then-state of the universe. But, NOOOO! One dead soldier had to go and SCREW IT UP!!! If this joker wasn't already dead, I'd kill him. In fact, maybe I'll see if I can find the very spot he died on it and take a wizz there! OR, maybe I'll unleash a zombie virus in the area so he'll come back to like just so I can kill him again and again and again!!!


Montegue's Memo

Seems everything is going swimmingly. We had a jolly good walk back to the ship and Jet and Jalt have met up. Shan't be long now, wat-ho!!


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